{"id":1698,"date":"2013-04-26T12:03:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T16:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2013-04-26T12:03:37","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T16:03:37","slug":"admomition-youre-perfect-but-you-just-dont-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1698","title":{"rendered":"Admomition: You&#8217;re perfect, but you just don&#8217;t listen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To be offered regular encouragement, unwavering support and subtle but unrelenting criticism based on the worry that you may not be realizing your &#8220;full potential&#8221;.   <em>n.<\/em> The helpful but sometimes annoying advice given by a mother to a child.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/maternal.gif\" alt=\"You're perfect, but you just don't listen!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Admomition<\/strong>:  \/<em>ad mom ish shun<\/em>\/ Mrs. Jones&#8217; admomition for her only son Gary awas to be better than he was and he should have been a lawyer. Never mind that he was CEO of a multi-million dollar corporation and whisked her away to Florida on his private jet whenever she wanted&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Admonishion (cautionary advice;a firm rebuke) &amp; Mom (your Mommy, female parent) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Maternexhort<\/strong>:  \/<em>mah-TERN-ex-ort<\/em>\/ Though she did it lovingly,  Hortense would maternexhort relentlessly in trying to steer her son Eggbert in the pursuits she believed to be right for him. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;maternal&#8217; (of, relating to, belonging to, or characteristic of a mother) and &#8216;exhort&#8217; (to incite by argument or advice : urge strongly) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cynimomism<\/strong>:  \/<em>sin-uh-mom-iz-uhm<\/em>\/ As Alvin prepares to put his newly-earned degree to work, he understands the correct way to go is somewhere between cynimomism and dadvice. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  cynicism (distrusting or disparaging the motives of others) + mom (mother) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=maternal\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=maternal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To be offered regular encouragement, unwavering support and subtle but unrelenting criticism based on the worry that you may not be realizing your &#8220;full potential&#8221;. n. The helpful but sometimes annoying advice given by a mother to a child. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Admomition: \/ad mom ish shun\/ Mrs. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1698\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Admomition: You&#8217;re perfect, but you just don&#8217;t listen!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}