{"id":1702,"date":"2013-05-02T12:04:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-02T16:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2013-05-02T12:04:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-02T16:04:00","slug":"wimprovement-omigod-what-happened-to-your-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1702","title":{"rendered":"Wimprovement: Omigod! What happened to your nose?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To make something worse while attempting to make it better. <em>n.<\/em> A bad improvement.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/improve.gif\" alt=\"Omigod! What happened to your nose?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wimprovement<\/strong>:  \/<em>wim proov ment<\/em>\/ When Cathy met Todd in High School, he was a brawny fellow, but lacking in refinement.  Ten years later, they were wed, had 2 kids and Todd was now a big pudding of a man who was so whipped and broken by the demanding Cathy.  She considered Todd her greatest wimprovement. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Wimp (a person who lacks confidence, is irresolute and wishy-washy) &amp; Improvement (betterment;change;progress) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Remuddle<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-MUD-l<\/em>\/ Simpson had set out to completely redesign and redo the interior of his home but lacking proper skills and experience his effort turned out to be a hideous remuddle rather than the upgrade he had envisioned. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;remodel&#8217; (redo or makeover) and &#8216;muddle&#8217; (to mix up in a confused or bungling manner) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=improve\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=improve<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To make something worse while attempting to make it better. n. A bad improvement. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Wimprovement: \/wim proov ment\/ When Cathy met Todd in High School, he was a brawny fellow, but lacking in refinement. Ten years later, they were wed, had 2 kids and Todd &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1702\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wimprovement: Omigod! What happened to your nose?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}