{"id":1703,"date":"2013-05-03T12:07:32","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2013-05-03T12:07:32","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T16:07:32","slug":"javaproblem-im-not-pouting-because-the-world-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1703","title":{"rendered":"Javaproblem: I&#8217;m not pouting because the world sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. <em>v.<\/em> To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pout.gif\" alt=\"I'm not pouting because the world sucks\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Javaproblem<\/strong>:  \/<em>ja va prob lem<\/em>\/ Sharon sat petulantly in her favourite coffee bar scowling as usual. She thought it made her look intellectual and intriguing&#8230; but to the other patrons, her body language said javaproblem? <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Java (coffee) &amp; Problem (Issue) and Wordplay on &#8220;Do you have a problem?&#8221; (facetious question)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joebegone<\/strong>:  \/<em>joh-bi-gawn<\/em>\/ Another sad day for Janice. It&#8217;s all she could do to get her jobegone self out of the house to share a good glower with folks at the coffee shop. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  joe (coffee) + woebegone (sorrowful or sad in appearance) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Espressionado<\/strong>:  \/<em>es &#8211; press &#8211; yan &#8211; AH &#8211; do<\/em>\/  Definitely a cup &#8216;half empty&#8217; pessimist, Shandra had become a devout espressionado&#8230;whiling away the days in her favorite coffee house, sipping espresso and griping and grumbling endlessly about politics, the econonomy, and people in general. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;espresso&#8217; (a concentrated beverage brewed by forcing a small amount of nearly boiling water under pressure through finely ground coffee beans) and &#8216;aficionado&#8217; (An enthusiastic admirer or follower; a fan) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pout\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pout<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. v. To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Javaproblem: \/ja va prob lem\/ Sharon sat petulantly in her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1703\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Javaproblem: I&#8217;m not pouting because the world sucks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}