{"id":1706,"date":"2013-05-08T12:03:20","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T16:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1706"},"modified":"2013-05-08T12:03:20","modified_gmt":"2013-05-08T16:03:20","slug":"alterashun-i-cant-believe-i-fell-in-love-with-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1706","title":{"rendered":"Alterashun: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. <em>v.<\/em> To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sloth.gif\" alt=\"I can't believe I fell in love with this guy\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alterashun<\/strong>:  \/<em>al ter ay shun<\/em>\/ When Lidia triewd to change George&#8217;s behaviour of ignoring others, she found it difficult to make such an alterashun. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Alteration (change) &amp; Shun (to avoid;banish;ignore) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alternature<\/strong>:  \/<em>al-TER-nuht-sure<\/em>\/ Thoroughly fed up with Arties slovenly habits, Miranda devised a complicated alternature scheme wherein she planned to create changes in his long standing habits if only little by little <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;alter&#8217; (change, remake) and &#8216;nature&#8217;  (inherent quality of a person or thing) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joklivity<\/strong>:  \/<em>joh-kliv-i-tee<\/em>\/ Andy sees humor in almost every situation. He is always clowning around to make his friends laugh. His joklivity ran head-first into the noclivity of the TSA agent at the airport and almost got him excluded from his flight. That could have caused woeclivity.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  joke (something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act) + proclivity (natural or habitual inclination or tendency; propensity; predisposition) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sloth<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual&#8217;s personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. v. To try to modify a person&#8217;s instinctive behavior and\/or unconscious habits. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Alterashun: \/al ter ay shun\/ When Lidia triewd to change &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1706\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Alterashun: I can&#8217;t believe I fell in love with this guy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}