{"id":1711,"date":"2013-05-14T12:05:01","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T16:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2013-05-14T12:05:01","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T16:05:01","slug":"discomjobulation-the-boss-has-just-approved-my-new-cost-cutting-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":"Discomjobulation: The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To propose and win approval for cost-saving reforms, which when implemented result in the immediate elimination of your job. n.<\/em> An ambitious budget-slasher who accidentally cuts themselves out of a job.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Discomjobulation<\/strong>: \/dis – com – job – yew – LAY – shun<\/em>\/ Clancey was a thoroughly devoted and ambitious young junior executive and he suffered a major bout of discomjobulation when his innovative and brilliant proposals resulted in his own termination. Etymology:<\/em> Play on the word ‘discombobulation’ (To throw into a state of confusion) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Problemmingsolver<\/strong>: \/prob lehm ing sahl vur<\/em>\/ the problemmingsolver went that one staep further than everyone else. one giant step for dunbkind Etymology:<\/em> problem solver lemming Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Snafrugality<\/strong>: \/snaf ru gal itee<\/em>\/ When Barney invented a program to measure attendance at work, he didn’t anticipate that his time-keeping job might become redundant and he would fall victim to snafrugality. Etymology:<\/em> SNAFU (Acronym often used by WW2 soldiers for:Situation Normal, All F****d Up) & Frugality(prudence in avoiding waste)
\n Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

Joligeter<\/strong>: \/jo-li-ge-tar<\/em>\/ Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> saazgee.<\/p>\n

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saazgee<\/a><\/strong>, 2013-05-10: 04:23:00<\/em>
jo -from job
\nli -from implemented
\nget -from budget
\ner -from slasher<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To propose and win approval for cost-saving reforms, which when implemented result in the immediate elimination of your job. n. An ambitious budget-slasher who accidentally cuts themselves out of a job. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Discomjobulation: \/dis – com – job – yew – LAY – shun\/ Clancey was … Continue reading Discomjobulation: The Boss has just approved my new cost-cutting plan!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}