{"id":1716,"date":"2013-05-22T12:02:11","date_gmt":"2013-05-22T16:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2013-05-22T12:02:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T16:02:11","slug":"tattlesnake-in-fact-before-she-knew-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1716","title":{"rendered":"Tattlesnake: In fact, before she knew her husband&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. <em>n.<\/em> A moment of ill-timed honesty.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/bride.gif\" alt=\"In fact, before she knew her husband...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tattlesnake<\/strong>:  \/<em>tat tel snayk<\/em>\/ At Betsy&#8217;s wedding, Monica was a real tattlesnake, when after 6 or 7 gins, her speech was about the bride&#8217;s past conquests. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Tattle (gossip;divulge confidential information or secrets) &amp; WordPlay on Rattlesnake (sidewinder;desert snake which sneaks up on you and then rattles it&#8217;s tail before striking) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bantersnitch<\/strong>:  \/<em>BAN &#8211; ter &#8211; snich<\/em>\/ In her mindless and sometimes treacherous manner, Laverne once again found a most inopportune time to bantersnitch very revealing personal and private secrets about her best friend, Constance. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;banter&#8217; (idle talk) and &#8216;snitch&#8217; (tattle). Also a play on &#8216;bandersnatch&#8217;: a person of uncouth or unconventional habits, attitudes, etc., esp. one considered a menace, nuisance, or the like.  <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Inappropriyak<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-uh-proh-pree-yak<\/em>\/ As Blurt and Ernie were checking out at Aberzombie &amp; Snitch, they struck up conversation with the clerk. They told her how their buddy, who was about to get married, was working hard to see how many women he could &#8220;be with&#8221; before the event. From the look on this woman&#8217;s face they suddenly felt their inappropriyak may have introduced them to Bob&#8217;s fiance.   <em>Etymology:<\/em>  inappropriate (not proper or suitable) + yak (to talk, especially uninterruptedly and idly; gab; chatter) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bride\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bride<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Tattlesnake: \/tat tel snayk\/ At Betsy&#8217;s wedding, Monica was a real tattlesnake, when after 6 or 7 gins, her speech was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1716\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tattlesnake: In fact, before she knew her husband&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}