{"id":1721,"date":"2013-05-30T12:08:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T16:08:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2013-05-30T12:08:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T16:08:06","slug":"eatitives-i-know-its-loaded-with-calories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1721","title":{"rendered":"Eatitives: I know it&#8217;s loaded with calories&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. <em>v.<\/em> To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/can.gif\" alt=\"I know it's loaded with calories...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eatitives<\/strong>:  \/<em>eet it ivs<\/em>\/ Freddy only consumed foods laced with eatitives. He believed that lots of long names in ingredients were healthy for him and powered up his energy and nutrition count. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Eat (to consume) &amp; Additives (things added to foods to enhance flavour, shelf life, colour and desirability) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nutrideficient<\/strong>:  \/<em>new-treh-de-FISH-unt<\/em>\/ Filbert was in complete denial about the &#8216;power drink&#8217; he consumed daily, thinking it was packed with added vitamins, minerals and nutriments but it was in fact, totally nutrideficient. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;nutrition&#8217; (beneficial attribute of food) and &#8216;deficient&#8217; (in short supply-absent) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Niltritious<\/strong>:  \/<em>nil-trish-uhs<\/em>\/ After years of eating &#8220;junk food&#8221;, Jerry has decides to turn his eating habits around. Now if he is hungry between meals he will reach for a health bar and an energy drink instead of a bag of chips and a soda. His diet is still niltritous but he at least he FEELS better about it. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nil (nonexistent, nothing) + nutritious (providing nourishment, especially to a high degree; nourishing; healthful) <em>Created by:<\/em> artr.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=can\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=can<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. v. To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Eatitives: \/eet it ivs\/ Freddy only consumed foods laced with eatitives. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1721\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eatitives: I know it&#8217;s loaded with calories&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}