{"id":173,"date":"2007-09-18T08:23:01","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T12:23:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=173"},"modified":"2007-09-18T08:23:01","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T12:23:01","slug":"wow-she-never-looked-that-good-when-i-was-dating-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"Wow! She never looked that good when I was dating her…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A syndrome afflicting the recently separated in which the “ex” (i.e. ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or even an ex-mother-in-law) appears to be more attractive than ever before.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Wow!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Exappeal<\/strong>: \/eks-ah-peel<\/em>\/ Even though he had “been there, done that,” he was no match for her exappeal. Etymology:<\/em> Eh, this word’s kinda obvious – I found a sappy book with this title… if I think of something better, I’ll change it if I can. Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Exaspiration<\/strong>: \/ex-ass-pur-ay-shun<\/em>\/ According to the grass is even greener theory, exaspiration occurs when someone else is interested in your ex, which in turn rekindles your desire. Etymology:<\/em> ex + aspiration (desire) (not to be confused with exasperation, which you’re feeling right now if you’re reading this) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Buhbyepolar<\/strong>: \/buh-bahy-poh-ler<\/em>\/ Joe could hardly stand her before they broke up, but now can’t keep his eyes off of her. He’s buh-byepolar. Etymology:<\/em> Buh-bye as in “See ya…don’t let the door hit you in the ass!” + bipolar as in “bipolar disorder” Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n

Exfatuation<\/strong>: \/ex-fat-you-ayshun<\/em>\/ Barbara always rushed to break up with her partners because the rush of the exfatuation was much more thrilling. She was perpetually exfixed. Etymology:<\/em> ex + infatuation Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., A syndrome afflicting the recently separated in which the “ex” (i.e. ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or even an ex-mother-in-law) appears to be more attractive than ever before. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Exappeal: \/eks-ah-peel\/ Even though he had “been there, done that,” he was no match for her exappeal. Etymology: Eh, … Continue reading Wow! She never looked that good when I was dating her…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}