{"id":1731,"date":"2013-06-17T12:03:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-17T16:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1731"},"modified":"2013-06-17T12:03:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-17T16:03:24","slug":"youthanize-wow-this-anti-aging-cream-really-works","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1731","title":{"rendered":"Youthanize: Wow! This anti-aging cream really works!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> Creams, potions, and other concoctions which allegedly mask the effects of aging. <em>v.<\/em> To apply creams to your skin in a desperate attempt to make yourself look younger. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cream.gif\" alt=\"Wow! This anti-aging cream really works!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Youthanize<\/strong>:  \/<em>yuth an eyze<\/em>\/ Marjorie tried every product on the market in an effort to youthanize the wrinkles on her face. She realized that middle age was really the fact that you were caught having to use Clearasil and Oil of Olay at the same time. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Youth (young person) &amp; Euthanize (the act of killing someone painlessly) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Resurrexion<\/strong>:  \/<em> rez-uhr-EX-shun<\/em>\/  Either in complete denial or actually failing to notice that the expensive and exclusive cosmetics she was using merely filled in the cracks and crevices Velma truly believed her efforts at resurrexion were thoroughly successful. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;resurrect&#8217; ( To bring back to life; raise from the dead) and &#8216;complexion&#8217; (the natural color, texture, and appearance of the skin, esp. of the face)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cream\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cream<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. Creams, potions, and other concoctions which allegedly mask the effects of aging. v. To apply creams to your skin in a desperate attempt to make yourself look younger. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Youthanize: \/yuth an eyze\/ Marjorie tried every product on the market in an effort to youthanize the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1731\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Youthanize: Wow! This anti-aging cream really works!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}