{"id":1735,"date":"2013-06-24T12:04:26","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T16:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2013-06-24T12:04:26","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T16:04:26","slug":"executabledysfunction-i-dont-let-my-laptop-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1735","title":{"rendered":"Executabledysfunction: I don&#8217;t let my laptop date!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. <em>n.<\/em> To stall out a computer by installing a software &#8220;upgrade&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/update.gif\" alt=\"I don't let my laptop date!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Executabledysfunction<\/strong>:  \/<em>ecks-uh-cute-abuhl-dis-FUNCT-shun<\/em>\/ Brad cursed his aging laptop when it experience severe executabledysfuntion when he tried to download and install a system update of utmost importance. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   Blend of &#8216;executable&#8217; (An executable file is a file that is used to perform various functions or operations on a computer) and &#8216;dysfunction&#8217; (when something doesn&#8217;t operate normally), a play on the term &#8216;erectile dysfunction&#8217;  <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Connixion<\/strong>:  \/<em>kon iks eon<\/em>\/ Although she had been advised to do so, Marianne was reluctant to install another connixion to slow down her computer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Connexion ( the process of bringing ideas or events together in memory or imagination) &amp; Nix (nothing;a quantity of no importance) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=update\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=update<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software &#8220;upgrade&#8221;. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Executabledysfunction: \/ecks-uh-cute-abuhl-dis-FUNCT-shun\/ Brad cursed his aging laptop when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1735\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Executabledysfunction: I don&#8217;t let my laptop date!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}