{"id":1737,"date":"2013-06-26T12:03:17","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T16:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1737"},"modified":"2013-06-26T12:03:17","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T16:03:17","slug":"resumaynot-didnt-you-used-to-be-my-bank-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1737","title":{"rendered":"Resumaynot: Didn’t you used to be my Bank Manager?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To deny one’s accomplishments, or minimize one’s abilities in order to obtain a job. n.<\/em> A resume, or list of qualifications, which has been disembellished and disemboweled to meet extremely low job requirements. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Resumaynot<\/strong>: \/rez you mey noht<\/em>\/ her resumaynot neglected to mention any of her achievements since high school apart from the mose killing stuff Etymology:<\/em> resume may not Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Disconjobulation<\/strong>: \/dis-con-job-yu-LAY-shun<\/em>\/ With no possible chance to find another job in his highly specialized field, Alexander found it necessary to apply for jobs he once considered beneath himself and found a little disconjobulation was necessary in order to ‘qualify’ for such menial positions. Etymology:<\/em> A play on the word discombobulation, or discombobulate (To throw into a state of confusion) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Negatiation<\/strong>: \/neg ayt she ay shun<\/em>\/ In Harris’ negatiation attempt get a $10 per hour job at the local fast food place, he had not anticipated being interviewed by someone who knew his real past. Etymology:<\/em> Negate (to deny, omit) & Negotiation (bargaining, discussion to come to an agreement) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To deny one’s accomplishments, or minimize one’s abilities in order to obtain a job. n. A resume, or list of qualifications, which has been disembellished and disemboweled to meet extremely low job requirements. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Resumaynot: \/rez you mey noht\/ her resumaynot neglected to mention any of … Continue reading Resumaynot: Didn’t you used to be my Bank Manager?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}