{"id":1738,"date":"2013-06-27T12:06:03","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T16:06:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1738"},"modified":"2013-06-27T12:06:03","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T16:06:03","slug":"soapoperation-i-just-cant-relax-in-the-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1738","title":{"rendered":"Soapoperation: I just can&#8217;t relax in the shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em>  To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time.  <em>n.<\/em> A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/spray.gif\" alt=\"I just can't relax in the shower\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Soapoperation<\/strong>:  \/<em>sop oper ay shun<\/em>\/ George&#8217;s twice daily overlong shower turned into a regular soapoperation&#8230;he had a shampooectomy which took over an hour each time. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Soap Opera (daily drama) &amp; Operation (manoeuver;planned activity) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vegaturate<\/strong>:  \/<em>vedj_ATCH-uhr-ayt<\/em>\/ Though he didnt set out to fritter away his afternoon, Luther nevertheless did in fact vegaturate in the whirlpool bath until he was totally pruney and out of energy and ambition. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;vegetate&#8217; (To exist in a state of physical or mental inactivity or insensibility) and &#8216;saturate'(to soak, impregnate, or imbue thoroughly or completely)  <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spray\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=spray<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To take a really long, relaxing, shower; so long in fact, that you loose concept of time. n. A prolonged shower that uses up a whole tank of hot water and leaves the bather looking like a boiled raisin. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Soapoperation: \/sop oper ay shun\/ George&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1738\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Soapoperation: I just can&#8217;t relax in the shower<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}