{"id":175,"date":"2007-09-20T08:25:20","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T12:25:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=175"},"modified":"2007-09-20T08:25:20","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T12:25:20","slug":"i-need-to-feel-sexy-again-give-me-britneys-abs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney’s abs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em>, To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one’s appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and\/or plastic surgery — common among aging divorcees. <\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Abpolish<\/strong>: \/ab-poll-ish<\/em>\/ The only way to abpolish her demons and win back her self esteem was to throw herself wholeheartedly into sculpting a new physique. Etymology:<\/em> ab (as in abdominal) + polish + abolish Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Adonisize<\/strong>: \/uh-DAH-ni-sighz<\/em>\/ Mid-life algebra lesson: 1 corporate downsize + 1 marital excise + 100’s of drive thru Supersizes = time to Adonisize! Etymology:<\/em> Adonis, size, exercise Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n

Tartificialing<\/strong>: \/tahrt-uh-fish-uhl-ng<\/em>\/ Bill was tartificialing to impress Monica who was the new girl in the office. But Ken, a guy in the office, became suspicious of Bill’s self improvement. Etymology:<\/em> tart – (garish,overdone ex. to tart up ones appearance.) + artificial + ing Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n

Makeoverreact<\/strong>: \/-\u00cb\u02c6me\u00c9\u00aako\u00ca\u0160v\u00c9\u2122\u00cb\u0152\u00c9\u00b9i\u00c3\u00a6kt-<\/em>\/ The reality show “If My Ex Could See Me Now” became very popular due to the disastrous makeoverreactions of its stars. Etymology:<\/em> makeover + overreact Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one’s appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and\/or plastic surgery — common among aging divorcees. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Abpolish: \/ab-poll-ish\/ The only way to abpolish her demons and win back her self esteem was to throw herself wholeheartedly into … Continue reading I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney’s abs!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}