{"id":1758,"date":"2013-07-26T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T16:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2013-07-26T12:00:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T16:00:47","slug":"remuddle-why-did-you-tell-the-cleaners-to-come-so-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1758","title":{"rendered":"Remuddle: Why did you tell the cleaners to come so early?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> Redundant and often clumsy preparations made before meeting with a &#8220;professional&#8221; &#8212; like a  hairdresser, dentist or cleaning lady. <em>v.<\/em> To prepare for a meeting with a professional by trying to hide the fact that you desperately need their services.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/cleaners.gif\" alt=\"Why did you tell the cleaners to come so early?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Remuddle<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-MUDL<\/em>\/  As always, Frankie hated going to the barber since he knew he&#8217;d receive some good natured jibes about his thinning hair, so he once again set out to remuddle his hairdo in an effort to hide the balding areas. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Based on &#8216;muddle&#8217; (to mix up in a confused or bungling manner; jumble) with prefix &#8216;re-&#8216; (to do again)&#8230;a play on the word &#8216;remodel. <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cleaners\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cleaners<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. Redundant and often clumsy preparations made before meeting with a &#8220;professional&#8221; &#8212; like a hairdresser, dentist or cleaning lady. v. To prepare for a meeting with a professional by trying to hide the fact that you desperately need their services. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Remuddle: \/re-MUDL\/ As always, Frankie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1758\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Remuddle: Why did you tell the cleaners to come so early?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}