{"id":1759,"date":"2013-07-29T12:04:21","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T16:04:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2013-07-29T12:04:21","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T16:04:21","slug":"duhblivious-hey-do-you-work-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1759","title":{"rendered":"Duhblivious: Hey, do you work here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To ask someone who is clearly in a store uniform, perhaps on a ladder creating a display or running a cash register &#8220;Do you work here?&#8221; <em>n.<\/em> A person who doesn&#8217;t know how to ask for assistance in a retail store without asking a stupid question.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/hook.gif\" alt=\"Hey, do you work here?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duhblivious<\/strong>:  \/<em>duh-BLIV-yuss<\/em>\/ Vernon was so bad about overlooking the obvious and asking lame questions his friends had labeled his lame practice as duhblivious and even that was something that got by him. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;duh&#8217; (used to express annoyance at banality, obviousness, or stupidity) and &#8216;oblivious&#8217; (unmindful; unconscious; unaware) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hook\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=hook<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To ask someone who is clearly in a store uniform, perhaps on a ladder creating a display or running a cash register &#8220;Do you work here?&#8221; n. A person who doesn&#8217;t know how to ask for assistance in a retail store without asking a stupid question. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1759\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Duhblivious: Hey, do you work here?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}