{"id":176,"date":"2007-09-21T08:26:10","date_gmt":"2007-09-21T12:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=176"},"modified":"2007-09-21T08:26:10","modified_gmt":"2007-09-21T12:26:10","slug":"i-am-deeply-saddened-by-my-masters-departure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"I am deeply saddened by my master’s departure…"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v. tr.<\/em> To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Beastowal<\/strong>: \/bee-stow-al<\/em>\/ Lord Mannerly beastowed his fortune to his pet rabbit, and hare apparent, Mr. Whiskers. It was a rather large beastowal. Etymology:<\/em> Bestowal – “Be” + “Beast” Created by:<\/em> woofmaster.<\/font><\/p>\n

Petperpetuate<\/strong>: \/verb: peht-purr-PEHT-choo-ayt noun: peht-purr-PEHT-choo-it<\/em>\/ She petperpetuated her estate to Princess, her beloved shaggy dog. And now the petperpetuate spends her days lying on the floor next to the fireplace…. as an area rug. Etymology:<\/em> pet + perpetuate (to preserve from extinction or oblivion, as in to perpetuate one’s name) Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n

Confur<\/strong>: \/con-fur<\/em>\/ It was Edna’s last wish to confur all her estate to her much beloved rabbit, who became her sole haresse. Etymology:<\/em> confer (bestow) + fur Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pethetic<\/strong>: \/pet-thet-ic<\/em>\/ When Charles Ronson Daily the III wrote his will, he had written into it, what is known among normal people as the pethetic clause, which stated that his beloved animal, in this case his dog Alphonse, would inherit his entire billion dollar corporation. Etymology:<\/em> pet + pathetic Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v. tr. To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Beastowal: \/bee-stow-al\/ Lord Mannerly beastowed his … Continue reading I am deeply saddened by my master’s departure…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}