{"id":1760,"date":"2013-07-30T12:01:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T16:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1760"},"modified":"2013-07-30T12:01:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-30T16:01:48","slug":"ripfortyfive-i-guess-bob-isnt-going-to-get-his-pension","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1760","title":{"rendered":"Ripfortyfive: I guess Bob isn&#8217;t going to get his pension&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To expire, pass away or kick the bucket while at the office; often occurs when someone is overworked, underpaid, and desperately trying to hang on for a full pension. <em>n.<\/em> A person who has been suddenly, and permanently, terminated while a work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pension.gif\" alt=\"I guess Bob isn't going to get his pension...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ripfortyfive<\/strong>:  \/<em>or eye pee for tee fyve<\/em>\/ his acceptance of his ripfortyfive save the company a fortune on a pension <em>Etymology:<\/em>  RIP P45 <em>Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Myocardialinfraction<\/strong>:  \/<em>my-oh-card-yal-in-FRACK-shun<\/em>\/ Montgomery committed the ultimate myocardialinfraction by having a fatal heart attack mere weeks before he was to have gained eligibility for a comfortable retirement package. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   Blend of &#8216;myocardial&#8217; (relating to the tissue of the heart) and &#8216;infraction&#8217; (breach; violation; infringement) &#8212; a word play on the medical term myocardial infarction <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pension\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pension<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To expire, pass away or kick the bucket while at the office; often occurs when someone is overworked, underpaid, and desperately trying to hang on for a full pension. n. A person who has been suddenly, and permanently, terminated while a work. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ripfortyfive: \/or eye &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1760\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ripfortyfive: I guess Bob isn&#8217;t going to get his pension&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}