{"id":1767,"date":"2013-08-05T12:00:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T16:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2013-08-05T12:00:19","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T16:00:19","slug":"archilactotect-the-seat-broke-so-i-made-a-new-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1767","title":{"rendered":"Archilactotect: The seat broke, so I made a new one&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em> The creative, yet blatantly illegal use of plastic milk crates, and the latent fear of prosecution associated with this alleged crime. <em>v.<\/em> To create and build home furnishings using stolen milk crates.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/crate.gif\" alt=\"The seat broke, so I made a new one...\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Archilactotect<\/strong>:  \/<em>ark-eh-LAC-to-tekt<\/em>\/ Bert was a first class archilactotect and having unlimited access to serviceable milk crates he kept himself busy designing and creating many useful if somewhat questionable devices and structures.  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;architect&#8217; (the deviser, maker, or creator of anything) and the prefix &#8216;lacto&#8217; (a combining form meaning \u00e2\u20ac\u0153milk,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d used in the formation of compound words) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crate\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=crate<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n. The creative, yet blatantly illegal use of plastic milk crates, and the latent fear of prosecution associated with this alleged crime. v. To create and build home furnishings using stolen milk crates. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Archilactotect: \/ark-eh-LAC-to-tekt\/ Bert was a first class archilactotect and having unlimited access to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1767\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Archilactotect: The seat broke, so I made a new one&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}