{"id":177,"date":"2007-09-24T08:27:21","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T12:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=177"},"modified":"2007-09-24T08:27:21","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T12:27:21","slug":"oh-yes-i-keep-notes-for-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=177","title":{"rendered":"Oh yes, I keep notes for everything."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. intr.<\/em> to post sticky notes all over the place, including sticky notes to remind you to read the previously posted sticky notes. <em>n.<\/em>, an obsessive compulsive dependency on sticky notes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/sticky.gif\" alt=\"Oh yes, I keep notes for everything.\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Spasticky<\/strong>:  \/<em>spa-stik-ee<\/em>\/ What began as simple postitillation during the early phase of her project, mushroomed to despostism as she became increasingly fanoteical the closer she got to her deadline. On the eve before her presentation, she went completely spasticky and was found the next morning cocooned in her cubicle, and mummified by her own gluey to do lists. She was diagnosed with minor paper cuts and Post-It Traumatic Stress Disorder and sent home to recuperate. The moral: Visual organizers can be good, but beware, my fellow verbotomists, it&#8217;s a slippery slope&#8230;or in this case, a sticky one. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  spastic + sticky note <em>Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Hypnoteized<\/strong>:  \/<em>hip-noht-ahyzd<\/em>\/ Hep me! Hep me! I been HYPNOTEIZED!  <em>Etymology:<\/em>  hypnotize, note <em>Created by:<\/em> VersaVice.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Jotmad<\/strong>:  \/<em>jot-mad<\/em>\/ Jenny was jotmad. She was postsessed with 3M squares of paper with adhesive edges. Eventually, she learned how to turn her obsession into art and developed a talent for creating mosaics from pastel paper. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  jot (to write short notes) + mad (crazy for) <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Notivated<\/strong>:  \/<em>noh-tuh-veyt<\/em>\/ Her yellow stickies posted everywhere keep her notivated and on track to accomplish every deed and detail of the day. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  note + motivated <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sticky\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sticky<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. intr. to post sticky notes all over the place, including sticky notes to remind you to read the previously posted sticky notes. n., an obsessive compulsive dependency on sticky notes. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Spasticky: \/spa-stik-ee\/ What began as simple postitillation during the early phase of her project, mushroomed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=177\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh yes, I keep notes for everything.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}