{"id":1771,"date":"2013-08-09T12:02:51","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T16:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2013-08-09T12:02:51","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T16:02:51","slug":"adderation-omigod-that-is-a-huge-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1771","title":{"rendered":"Adderation: Omigod! That is a huge snake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To &#8220;adopt&#8221; a cute, baby, wild animal as a pet, which then grows up to become a very large, very wild, and very dangerous predator. <em>n.<\/em> A person who treats wild animals like pets, only to discover that they are not. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/huge.gif\" alt=\"Omigod! That is a huge snake!\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Adderation<\/strong>:  \/<em>ad der ay shun<\/em>\/ When Katy returned home, her adderation for Boadicea, the pet snake her husband Henry kept soon turned to horror. Eating Henry meant she was no longer a civil serpent. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Adder (snake species) &amp; Adoration (feeling of profound love) <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Petzillawoe<\/strong>:  \/<em>pet-ZILL-eh-wo<\/em>\/ After having to call professionals in the past to deal with the cuddly chimp and the fuzzy panther he acquired as babies and watched them grow into dangerous creatures, Willard felt again the pangs of petzillawoe when the cute little python he bought as a newborn turned out to be, in fact, a dangerous anaconda. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Blend of &#8216;pet&#8217; (usually a small personally owned animal)  and &#8216;woe&#8217; (troubles) and is a play on &#8216;Godzilla&#8217;,  a fictional monster <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=huge\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=huge<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To &#8220;adopt&#8221; a cute, baby, wild animal as a pet, which then grows up to become a very large, very wild, and very dangerous predator. n. A person who treats wild animals like pets, only to discover that they are not. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Adderation: \/ad der ay &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1771\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Adderation: Omigod! That is a huge snake!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}