{"id":1772,"date":"2013-08-12T12:04:35","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T16:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2013-08-12T12:04:35","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T16:04:35","slug":"clerkuss-and-how-would-you-like-to-pay-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1772","title":{"rendered":"Clerkuss: And how would you like to pay sir?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To yell at a store clerk for correctly doing something that is clearly part of their job. n.<\/em> A shopper who believes, as a “customer”, it’s their duty to bother, berate and belittle the people who serve them. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Clerkuss<\/strong>: \/clek-cuss<\/em>\/ Clayton is a belligerent, crude, and thoroughly asinine person and a customer of dubious character who passed up no opportunity to clerkuss store clerks even when the service was superb. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘clerk’ (service attendant in retail outlets) and ‘cuss’ (swear, use vile language) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Buyonicman<\/strong>: \/by on ik man<\/em>\/ Let’s just say Steve Austin was a shopoholic before he became a buyonicman. In becoming a semi-robot after a hideous accident, he lost his humanity to retail staff. He should treat store staff like the sell-ebrities they really are… Etymology:<\/em> Bionic (having particular physiological functions augmented or replaced by electronic or electromechanical components) & BUY (to purchse something for money) & Bionic Man (old TV series of the rebuilt man who went stronger, harder faster) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To yell at a store clerk for correctly doing something that is clearly part of their job. n. A shopper who believes, as a “customer”, it’s their duty to bother, berate and belittle the people who serve them. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Clerkuss: \/clek-cuss\/ Clayton is a belligerent, crude, … Continue reading Clerkuss: And how would you like to pay sir?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}