{"id":1774,"date":"2013-08-14T12:02:49","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T16:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1774"},"modified":"2013-08-14T12:02:49","modified_gmt":"2013-08-14T16:02:49","slug":"duhnial-should-i-call-an-ambulance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1774","title":{"rendered":"Duhnial: Should I call an ambulance?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. <em>n.<\/em> A person who won&#8217;t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/tweezers.gif\" alt=\"Should I call an ambulance?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duhnial<\/strong>:  \/<em>duh-NYL<\/em>\/ Serena was da queena duhnial. She was clumsy, disorganized and more than a little uncoordinated and frequently injured herself or damage some item she was working with but would instantly duhny any serious damage had occurred. <em>Etymology:<\/em>   Blend of &#8216;duh&#8217; (used to express actual or feigned ignorance or stupidity) and &#8216;denial&#8217; ( refusal to admit the truth or reality) <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Desticule<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> ayyacoco.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Disemvowelment<\/strong>:  \/<em>dis em vow el ment<\/em>\/ When Ted found Wendy with her eye hanging out after an eye makeup accident, he was concerned.  Her denial became a disemvowelment of the seriousness of her conditon. He reckoned they should call it misscara. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Disavow (refuse to acknowledge; disclaim knowledge of; responsibility for, or association with) &amp; Disembowelment (the act of removing the bowels or viscera; the act of cutting so as to cause the viscera to protrude)<\/p>\n<p> <em>Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tweezers\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=tweezers<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of punishment or ridicule. n. A person who won&#8217;t admit it when they shoot themselves in the foot (which they seem to do quite often). VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Duhnial: \/duh-NYL\/ Serena was da queena duhnial. She was clumsy, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1774\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Duhnial: Should I call an ambulance?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}