{"id":1782,"date":"2013-08-23T12:01:12","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T16:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2013-08-23T12:01:12","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T16:01:12","slug":"ignoramouser-i-thought-love-was-a-two-way-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1782","title":{"rendered":"Ignoramouser: I thought love was a two-way street"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> A lovable yet stupid pet. v.<\/em> To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute. <\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ignoramouser<\/strong>: \/ig noh ray mau sser<\/em>\/ her ignoramouser dribbled, drooled, slept, sprawled and stank, but she hadn’t had any visiting rodents since he’d arrived, which was fine by her. Etymology:<\/em> ignoramous mouser Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Abdorable<\/strong>: \/ab-DORE-uh-bl<\/em>\/ Felicity’s cheshire cat, Felicity, was twice the size it should have been, was totally without any brain power, and spent most of it’s days sprawled out on the sofa sleeping, yet it was irresistibly cuddly, sweet and abdorable. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of ‘abhor’ (to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate) and ‘adorable’ (lovable) Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

Catastrophy<\/strong>: \/cat as tro fee<\/em>\/ As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy…lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline. Etymology:<\/em> Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token) Created by:<\/em> Nosila.<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ignoramouser: \/ig noh ray mau sser\/ her ignoramouser dribbled, drooled, slept, sprawled and stank, but she hadn’t had any visiting rodents since he’d arrived, which was fine by … Continue reading Ignoramouser: I thought love was a two-way street<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}