{"id":1784,"date":"2013-08-27T12:04:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T16:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1784"},"modified":"2013-08-27T12:04:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T16:04:28","slug":"caushun-you-got-the-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1784","title":{"rendered":"Caushun: You got the tattoo!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em> Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v.<\/em> To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice.<\/p>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Caushun<\/strong>: \/cor-shen<\/em>\/ Foulia, consulted her mother for a caushunary tale on choosing a hairstyle for a job interview. The slimy looking green locks did not work to her advantage and she was shuffled out of the interview in less than 5 minutes. Etymology:<\/em> caution (warn) + shun (ignore) Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Caushun:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 15:22:00<\/em>
funny<\/p>\n

Nosila<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-04-27: 22:52:00<\/em>
Good one, petaj…hair, hair! <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Wisdampen<\/strong>: \/wiz-dam-pen<\/em>\/ Sarah was outraged when the new barista suggested that she substitute soy for milk in her morning latte.
\n‘If I want your wisdampen, I’ll ask for it’, she barked. Etymology:<\/em> Wisdom – experience\/knowledge. Dampen – throw cold water on. Created by:<\/em> fabdiva.<\/p>\n

Ignarnate<\/strong>: \/Ihg-nar-nate<\/em>\/ My wife’s tattoo is now droopy and it looks dilapidated. When we were younger she chose to ignarnate my advice and now she’s paying for it. Etymology:<\/em> Created by:<\/em> jynx102.<\/p>\n

Contrijection<\/strong>: \/cont ri jek shin <\/em>\/ After asking my permission, which was immediately denied, she nevertheless ignored my wishes and contrijected me then and there, by turning around and displaying it as a done deal on her body! Etymology:<\/em> portmanteau of “contribution” and “rejection” Created by:<\/em> Koekbroer.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n. Advice which is asked for, considered, and then promptly forgotten — until it is too late. v. To ask for, listen to, and then reject or ignore advice. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Caushun: \/cor-shen\/ Foulia, consulted her mother for a caushunary tale on choosing a hairstyle for a job … Continue reading Caushun: You got the tattoo!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}