{"id":1786,"date":"2013-08-29T12:01:42","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T16:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1786"},"modified":"2013-08-29T12:01:42","modified_gmt":"2013-08-29T16:01:42","slug":"ensaucer-why-wont-you-stop-the-anonymous-voting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1786","title":{"rendered":"Ensaucer: Why won&#8217;t you stop the anonymous voting?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won&#8217;t do what you say. <em>n.<\/em> A complaint about someone who doesn&#8217;t do things the way you want.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/control.gif\" alt=\"Why won't you stop the anonymous voting?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ensaucer<\/strong>:  \/<em>rhymes with enforcer<\/em>\/ Miss Gertrude was a strict disciplinarian in the home economics classes. Any wayward kitchen techniques were beaten out of the students by her use of the ensaucer. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  enforce + saucer <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Ensaucer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=emdeejay\">emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-04-29: 19:54:00<\/em> <br \/>I&#8217;d like to re-ensauce my appreciation of this \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Potsquabble<\/strong>:  \/<em>pah t sk waab el<\/em>\/ Mike knew he was in for a potsquabble when arguing with Becky that Kwik Trip was spelled with a &#8220;Q&#8221;, and not a &#8220;Kw&#8221;.  He knew he was wrong since he had gassed up there not 10 minutes ago and distinctly remembered the sign.  Becky already had her cast iron pan in hand&#8230; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pot (cooking vessel for the stove, also called a pan) + squabble (a fight) <em>Created by:<\/em> Biscotti.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Potsquabble:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=emdeejay\">emdeejay<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2009-04-29: 02:49:00<\/em> <br \/>Very apt. Love it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Rebelkettle<\/strong>:  \/<em>rebb-l-kett-l<\/em>\/ He was thankful that she didn&#8217;t rebelkettle him with the heavy Le Crueset dutch oven pot, instead she grabbed the closest thing &#8211; the electric hand mixer which she plugged in and proceeded to stride towards him aiming carefully at his hair, beaters whirring. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  rebel (revolt, defy) + kettle (pot or canister) <em>Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Powerfool<\/strong>:  \/<em>pow-erh-fool<\/em>\/ After a powerfool conversation, Jeremy concluded that shoe shopping with Amber was more appealing than watching the baseball. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Power &#8211; the ability to influence others\/strength.<br \/>\nFool &#8211; a silly person\/trick or deceive. <em>Created by:<\/em> fabdiva.<\/p>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=control\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=control<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To whack someone over the head with a pot (or any other handy utensil), because they won&#8217;t do what you say. n. A complaint about someone who doesn&#8217;t do things the way you want. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Ensaucer: \/rhymes with enforcer\/ Miss Gertrude was a strict disciplinarian in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1786\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ensaucer: Why won&#8217;t you stop the anonymous voting?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}