{"id":1787,"date":"2013-09-02T12:03:03","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T16:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2013-09-02T12:03:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T16:03:03","slug":"hornicate-whats-with-this-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1787","title":{"rendered":"Hornicate: What’s with this chick?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v.<\/em> To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n.<\/em> A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool.<\/p>\n

\"What's<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hornicate<\/strong>: \/hor nuh cay t<\/em>\/ Amy was blatantly ignoring John’s hornication. She didn’t really want to go out with him, and it was fun to annoy the neighbors. Etymology:<\/em> horn (beep beep!) + communicate (talk or convey a message) Created by:<\/em> Biscotti.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Hornicate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

mweinmann<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 11:40:00<\/em>
seriously hilarious<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-01: 13:40:00<\/em>
and if she lived in California it would be califohornication<\/p>\n

Eightbhall<\/a><\/strong>, 2013-08-29: 09:28:00<\/em>
Surely this is what a mommy rhino and a daddy rhino do when they love each other ver very much? <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Honkvince<\/strong>: \/rhymes with conkvince<\/em>\/ not only did Marty conkvince his family in the kitchen, from the warmth of his car he would honkvince them it was time to leave. Etymology:<\/em> conkvince (a previous verbotomy this week) + honk Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

Aggravimpatient<\/strong>: \/ag’re – im pa shent<\/em>\/ Don Juan couldn’t wait for no one, obviously his aggravimpatience, was getting the best of him, and probably to everyone else in earshot Etymology:<\/em> aggravate + impatient Created by:<\/em> DrWebsterIII.<\/p>\n

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Comments on Aggravimpatient:<\/strong><\/p>\n

hyperborean<\/a><\/strong>, 2009-05-03: 21:14:00<\/em>
But he could wait for someone. Fierce!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Carmunicator<\/strong>: \/kar mew nik ay tor<\/em>\/ The instalation of a novelty hooter in his car turned him from a carmunicator to a carmoonicator Etymology:<\/em> communicator, car Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative, <\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. To sit in your car and repeatedly honk your horn, so that your passengers, who are waiting inside the house, know you are ready to go. n. A person who uses a car horn as an multi-purpose communication tool. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hornicate: \/hor nuh cay t\/ Amy … Continue reading Hornicate: What’s with this chick?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}