{"id":1793,"date":"2013-09-10T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T16:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1793"},"modified":"2013-09-10T12:00:52","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T16:00:52","slug":"choriosis-mommy-is-daddy-playing-dead-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1793","title":{"rendered":"Choriosis: Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v.<\/em> To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities &#8212; like work, or household chores. <em>n.<\/em> A person who gets sick when asked to work.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/work.gif\" alt=\"Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Choriosis<\/strong>:  \/<em>Chore-eo-sis<\/em>\/ When mom asked Billy to mow the lawn he developed a clear choriosis limp. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Chore+Any disease that ends in osis. <em>Created by:<\/em> wniffene.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fludiddle<\/strong>:  \/<em>flew-diddle<\/em>\/ I get the fluddidle every weekend when my wife asks me to clean up the yard. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  flu-do-diddle <em>Created by:<\/em> wordmeister.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Laboritis<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/  <em>Etymology:<\/em>   <em>Created by:<\/em> Tobester.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shirkolepsy<\/strong>:  \/<em><\/em>\/ Meg had a shirkoleptic fit after the beer was gone and it was time to carry the boxes downstairs. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  shirk(avoid duty) + lepsy(seizure) <em>Created by:<\/em> Sissyphus.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Comments on Shirkolepsy:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=wordmeister\">wordmeister<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2006-12-13: 13:39:00<\/em> <br \/>Good Word Siss!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=oxhead\">oxhead<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2006-12-13: 17:22:00<\/em> <br \/>First time user here. I have to say, after seeing this word, I can tell I&#8217;m in the big leagues. It&#8217;s a beautiful funny word.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=erasmus\">erasmus<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2006-12-18: 07:07:00<\/em> <br \/>top word. Hits the nail on the head.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/> <br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=work\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=work<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative, <\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities &#8212; like work, or household chores. n. A person who gets sick when asked to work. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Choriosis: \/Chore-eo-sis\/ When mom asked Billy to mow the lawn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=1793\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Choriosis: Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[90,83,82,93,84,89,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}