{"id":180,"date":"2007-09-27T23:14:19","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T03:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=180"},"modified":"2007-09-27T23:14:19","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T03:14:19","slug":"may-i-ask-why-are-you-licking-you-wrapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"May I ask why are you licking you wrapper?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. tr.<\/em>, To secretly snap up and gobble down a small bit of food left on a dish, wrapping or pot. <em>n.<\/em>, The small bits of tasty food, like melted cheese or veggies, that stick to food wrapping.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/foil.gif\" alt=\"May I ask why are you licking you wrapper?\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Uslurp<\/strong>:  \/<em>yoo-SLURP<\/em>\/ He eyed Tiny&#8217;s cheesyfriedsamplerplate greedily, knowing it was only a matter of time before he uslurped it.  <em>Etymology:<\/em> usurp (take over or occupy without right as in usurp a neighbor&#8217;s land or possessions&#8230;or food scraps!) + slurp (ingest, forcefully, hurriedly, perhaps even with loud sucking noises) <em>Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Crummage<\/strong>:  \/<em>krum&#8217;-ij<\/em>\/ Frieda finished her burrito and, glancing quickly to the left and right, began crummaging through all the crinkles in the wrapper, hoping to glean even the smallest remains of hot sauce or cheese. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  crumbs (the left over morsels) + rummage (to make a thorough search OR to ransack, depending on the the state of the stomach) <em>Created by:<\/em> shalla.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Crumplunder<\/strong>:  \/<em>-\u00cb\u02c6kr\u00ca\u0152m\u00cb\u0152pl\u00ca\u0152nd\u00c9\u0161- crumb-plunder (not crump-lunder)<\/em>\/ Sometimes, the crumplunder is the best part. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  From crumb + plunder <em>Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Gobsdoeuvres<\/strong>:  \/<em>gobz-durvz<\/em>\/ Ken was a connoisseur of gobsdoeuvres. He loved foil baked cheese and fry pan bacon crust in paticular. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  gob + hors d&#8217;oeu\u00c2\u00b7vre <em>Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=foil\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=foil<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. tr., To secretly snap up and gobble down a small bit of food left on a dish, wrapping or pot. n., The small bits of tasty food, like melted cheese or veggies, that stick to food wrapping. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Uslurp: \/yoo-SLURP\/ He eyed Tiny&#8217;s cheesyfriedsamplerplate greedily, knowing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=180\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">May I ask why are you licking you wrapper?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}