{"id":181,"date":"2007-09-28T23:15:46","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T03:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=181"},"modified":"2007-09-28T23:15:46","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T03:15:46","slug":"eat-or-youll-turn-into-a-boneless-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Eat! Or you’ll turn into a boneless chicken."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, Cautionary advice provided by parents to their children, often makes no logical sense but carries enough emotional weight to affect the child’s behavior.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Eat!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Mytherhood<\/strong>: \/mith-er-hood<\/em>\/ Little Timmy believed the mytherhoods that his parents told him. He was completely suprised when he grew up and wasn’t blind. Etymology:<\/em> myth + motherhood\/fatherhood Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n

Improverbs<\/strong>: \/im-prov-erbz<\/em>\/ my parents kept us in line with a never ending stream of improverbs Etymology:<\/em> improv, proverbs Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Ultimadeupums<\/strong>: \/uhlt-eye-mayd-uhp-uhm<\/em>\/ Son: “Daaaad!” (rolls his eyes to the back of his head at the latest suggestion) Dad: “Don’t you roll your eyes at me! I’ll roll your head across the floor!!” (a recent ultimadeupum) Son: stops rolling eyes,”Is that really true, Dad?” Dad: “No, son. I just made that junk up. Now stop asking questions before your spit runs out and your tongue shrivels up.” Etymology:<\/em> ultimatum + I made up, as in “it’s a parental right to make sh!t up sometimes when your little farm animal needs it.” Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n

Lorewarning<\/strong>: \/lor-war-ning<\/em>\/ Lorewarning is the practice of raising children by indoctrinating them with urban legends Etymology:<\/em> lore (myths) + forewarning Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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James<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: n., Cautionary advice provided by parents to their children, often makes no logical sense but carries enough emotional weight to affect the child’s behavior. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Mytherhood: \/mith-er-hood\/ Little Timmy believed the mytherhoods that his parents told him. He was completely suprised when he grew up and wasn’t … Continue reading Eat! Or you’ll turn into a boneless chicken.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}