{"id":185,"date":"2007-10-04T23:21:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-05T03:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2007-10-04T23:21:14","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T03:21:14","slug":"hey-grandma-your-music-is-way-too-loud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> adj.<\/em>, Pertaining to the sound quality emanating from someone else’s earbuds. n.<\/em>, Second-hand sound (i.e. previously heard), which has escaped from a headphone or other personal listening device.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Earjaculate<\/strong>: \/eer-JAK-u-layt<\/em>\/ Nancy sat on the subway wearing her ipod but not listening to it. She felt odd doing it that way, but throughout the train she could hear the earjaculate headmedowns of the other passengers. The way the podjamas merged into its own kind of earjam was more soothing to her than her own musical selections could have ever been. earjam: something you fill your ears with. podjamas: the barely audible sound of another person’s ipod. headmedowns: second-hand music. Etymology:<\/em> ear + ejaculate (shooting out of) Created by:<\/em> MrDave2176.<\/font><\/p>\n

Podlution<\/strong>: \/pod-loo-shuhn<\/em>\/ The podlution emanating from fifty different passengers on the subway this morning was not only deafening, but also migraine irritating. Etymology:<\/em> iPod + pollution Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Hearplay<\/strong>: \/-\u00cb\u02c6h\u00c9\u00aa\u00c9\u00b9ple(\u00c9\u00aa)-<\/em>\/ Hearplay is not admissible evidence when deciding whether or not a song sucks. Etymology:<\/em> From hearsay + play Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n

Handmesound<\/strong>: \/HAND-mee-sound<\/em>\/ Alex’s understanding of what he called “popular music” came entirely from handmesound hip-hop he picked up on the bus. Etymology:<\/em> hand-me-down + sound Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: adj., Pertaining to the sound quality emanating from someone else’s earbuds. n., Second-hand sound (i.e. previously heard), which has escaped from a headphone or other personal listening device. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Earjaculate: \/eer-JAK-u-layt\/ Nancy sat on the subway wearing her ipod but not listening to it. She felt odd … Continue reading Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}