{"id":186,"date":"2007-10-05T23:22:42","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T03:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=186"},"modified":"2007-10-05T23:22:42","modified_gmt":"2007-10-06T03:22:42","slug":"youve-done-such-a-good-job-emptying-your-beer-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n.<\/em>, An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Assistcant<\/strong>: \/uh-sist-kant<\/em>\/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant. Etymology:<\/em> assistant + can’t (the game won’t let me put in the apostrophe however) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Lackydaisical<\/strong>: \/lack-ee-day-zik-ul<\/em>\/ he knew by now that whenever ‘so you think you can dance’ was on, she was going to be very lackydaisical Etymology:<\/em> lacky, lackadaisical Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Procrastinaide<\/strong>: \/pro-kras-tin-aid<\/em>\/ Jim was a procrastinaide, full of good intentions but unable to get anything done. Etymology:<\/em> procrastinate (dawdle, defer) + aide Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Dysalacrite<\/strong>: \/dis-a-lak-rite<\/em>\/ Despite Roxie’s hinderantic tirades, Bob remained an uninhibited dysalacrite, and an alcomatose couchroach. Etymology:<\/em> Dysalacrity: antonym of alacrity: state of ready, willing and eager to act & -ite: one connected with. Verbal form: dysalacriate. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Assistcant: \/uh-sist-kant\/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant. Etymology: assistant + … Continue reading You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}