{"id":188,"date":"2007-10-09T00:52:20","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T04:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2007-10-09T00:52:20","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T04:52:20","slug":"ewhh-youre-eating-chocolate-covered-ants-with-a-knife-and-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n.<\/em>, A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Ewhh!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Silverwary<\/strong>: \/sil-ver-wair-ee<\/em>\/ i knew when he brought a knife and fork to pizza hut that he must be quite silverwary Etymology:<\/em> silverware, wary Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Analutensive<\/strong>: \/AY-nuhl-yoo-TEHN-siv<\/em>\/ He was so analutensive, he brought out his own sterile pack of silverware at the Ethiopian restaurant, where he was meeting his fiance’s parents for the first time. Soon thereafter, his embarrassed fiance ripped him a new one, and the next day he underwent cutlerectal surgery. (cutlery + colorectal) Etymology:<\/em> anal-retentive + utensil Created by:<\/em> ScrabbledEgg.<\/font><\/p>\n

Forkitude<\/strong>: \/fawrk-ih-tood<\/em>\/ Despite all the gawking and weird looks she ate her 3 scoop ice cream cone with confident forkitude and unwavering courage. Etymology:<\/em> fork + fortitude Created by:<\/em> remistram.<\/font><\/p>\n

Squeamdish<\/strong>: \/squeem-dish<\/em>\/ A squeamdish person will always use utensils while preparing or eating food. People who criticize this eating disorder are know as dishrags. Etymology:<\/em> squeamish + dish Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Silverwary: \/sil-ver-wair-ee\/ i knew when he brought a knife … Continue reading Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}