{"id":189,"date":"2007-10-10T00:53:37","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T04:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2007-10-10T00:53:37","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T04:53:37","slug":"please-dont-eat-that-stuff-in-front-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Please don’t eat that stuff in front of me."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n.<\/em>, A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.<\/font><\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Vicetarian<\/strong>: \/vahys-i-tair-ee-uh n<\/em>\/ Becoming a vicetarian is fairly easy if you don’t mind following up a night of vodka shooters with a bed of baby spinach and sprouts. Etymology:<\/em> vice vegetarian Created by:<\/em> MadTripper.<\/font><\/p>\n

Eatonement<\/strong>: \/eet-ohn-muhnt<\/em>\/ Ken underwent eatonement every year after he and his old highschool buddies had their annnual “live like the 1970’s” weekend. After 48 hours of living like he was 16 again he would eatone by eating only rhubarb and radishes for 3 days and having a high colonic. Etymology:<\/em> eat + atonement Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n

Lushtritionist<\/strong>: \/lush-trish-uh-ist<\/em>\/ Amy converted to a very strict high protein and vegetable diet to counter attack her litre a day tequila lunches. Etymology:<\/em> lush + nutritionist Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Compensot<\/strong>: \/kom-pen-sot<\/em>\/ Finding her liver spots to be totally unacceptable, Sue became a compensot, eating only vegetables and drinking plenty of water through the daylight hours. Etymology:<\/em> compensate, sot (drunkard) Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Vicetarian: \/vahys-i-tair-ee-uh n\/ Becoming a vicetarian is fairly … Continue reading Please don’t eat that stuff in front of me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}