{"id":190,"date":"2007-10-11T00:55:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T04:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=190"},"modified":"2007-10-11T00:55:04","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T04:55:04","slug":"may-i-ask-what-are-you-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"May I ask, what are you doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n.<\/em>, A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"May<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Floordoeuvre<\/strong>: \/flor-derv<\/em>\/ since the advent of the 5 second rule, i have been able to enjoy many floordoeuvres with a clear conscience Etymology:<\/em> floor, hors doeuvre Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Snackuum<\/strong>: \/snak-youm<\/em>\/ Judging from the bloody finger he was sporting, it was evident that Bob had a run-in with the dog when he tried to snacuum the chip from the floor. Etymology:<\/em> snack, vacuum Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n

Terragrub<\/strong>: \/tar-uh-gruhb<\/em>\/ Ken was enjoying his terragrub of spilled pudding until he scooped up somebodies old gum. He then experienced terregurgitation. Etymology:<\/em> terra (earth) + grub Created by:<\/em> Scrumpy.<\/font><\/p>\n

Stapholacrumb<\/strong>: \/staf o la crum<\/em>\/ Craig there are not enough families of antibiotics to cure you from that stapholacrumb. Etymology:<\/em> Staph, crumb Created by:<\/em> fourgirls.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: v. tr., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Floordoeuvre: \/flor-derv\/ since the advent of the 5 second … Continue reading May I ask, what are you doing?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}