{"id":193,"date":"2007-10-15T22:10:32","date_gmt":"2007-10-16T02:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=193"},"modified":"2007-10-15T22:10:32","modified_gmt":"2007-10-16T02:10:32","slug":"you-cant-fool-me-youre-fake-yawning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t fool me. You&#8217;re fake yawning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. intr.<\/em>, To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one&#8217;s lack of interest in the current conversation. <em>n.<\/em>,  A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/yawn.gif\" alt=\"You can't fool me. You're fake yawning.\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Napathy<\/strong>:  \/<em>nap-a-thee<\/em>\/ Body stretches, yawning and running on the spot are sure signs of napathy. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nap + apathy <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Innuyawndo<\/strong>:  \/<em>in-yu-yawn-doh<\/em>\/ I was putting as much innuyawndo into the conversation as I could, but she just couldn&#8217;t seem to understand that I could care less about how her day went. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  innuendo; yawn; crescendo;   <em>Created by:<\/em> jmckays.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Borescode<\/strong>:  \/<em>bors-cohd<\/em>\/ he would use borescode to signal to his partner that he needed rescuing from a dull converstion&#8230;3 sighs, 3 yawns, 3 sighs and she knew she had to quickly SMS him, then when his phone beeped he would politely excuse himself and make his getaway. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  bores, morse code <em>Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Sighgnal<\/strong>:  \/<em>si-gnal<\/em>\/ As Andrea droned on about her film class, Mark began to drift. he sighgnaled her repeatedly but she, rapt in her subject, was undeterred. Mark&#8217;s subtle napathy was ignored. napathy: to pretend to sleep in an attempt to signal disinterest. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  sigh + (si)gnal <em>Created by:<\/em> MrDave2176.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=yawn\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=yawn<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. intr., To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one&#8217;s lack of interest in the current conversation. n., A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Napathy: \/nap-a-thee\/ Body stretches, yawning and running on the spot are sure &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=193\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You can&#8217;t fool me. You&#8217;re fake yawning.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}