{"id":194,"date":"2007-10-17T23:12:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-18T03:12:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=194"},"modified":"2007-10-17T23:12:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-18T03:12:16","slug":"stop-right-there-young-lady-that-skirt-is-way-too-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Stop right there young lady! That skirt is way too short!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. tr.<\/em>, To save outdated clothing with the double expectation that it will come back into style and that you will be thin enough to wear it when it does. <em>n.<\/em>, A fashion item so old that it has gone out of and come back into style.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/mini.gif\" alt=\"Stop right there young lady! That skirt is way too short!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Dejavogue<\/strong>:  \/<em>day-jah-vOg <\/em>\/ Mom, I don&#8217;t think that Dynasty era jacket and those massive shoulder pads are in dejavogue just yet. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  deja vu + vogue <em>Created by:<\/em> kabloozie.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Nostalchic<\/strong>:  \/<em>nah-stal-chic<\/em>\/ Her closet is full of nostalchic items from the &#8217;60&#8217;s and &#8217;70&#8217;s which she wears every day. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  nostalgic + chic <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Reingarbnate<\/strong>:  \/<em>re-in-garb-nate<\/em>\/ Though they were from the 70&#8217;s, and gave her torso the look of a muffin top, Jenny would occasionally reingarbnate one of her favorite miniskirts. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  reincarnate, garb <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Frockpile<\/strong>:  \/<em>-\u00cb\u02c6f\u00c9\u00b9\u00c9\u2019k\u00cb\u0152pa\u00c9\u00aal-<\/em>\/ I&#8217;ve still got my powdered wig frockpiled away in my closet somewhere, just in case they come back in style. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  from frock + stockpile <em>Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=mini\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=mini<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. tr., To save outdated clothing with the double expectation that it will come back into style and that you will be thin enough to wear it when it does. n., A fashion item so old that it has gone out of and come back into style. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=194\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stop right there young lady! That skirt is way too short!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}