{"id":197,"date":"2007-10-22T15:56:02","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T19:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=197"},"modified":"2007-10-30T16:09:23","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T20:09:23","slug":"i-cant-believe-you-left-me-here-all-day-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=197","title":{"rendered":"I can’t believe you left me here all day. Alone!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A sulky look characterized by prolonged eye contact, which pets give their owners and\/or spouses when they feel neglected. v. tr.<\/em>, To stare at someone with a sad-eyed look in an effort to make them feel guilty.<\/p>\n

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VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Critiseyes<\/strong>: \/cri-ti-size<\/em>\/ Each day when she left for work her cat would critiseyes her from the tiny opening in the living room shutters. Etymology:<\/em> criticize + eyes + critter Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Critiseyes:<\/strong><\/p>\n

MrDave2176<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-22: 17:16:00<\/em>
\nshould this perhaps be spelled critterseyes?<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 05:56:00<\/em>
\ngood one MrDave – that would have been better<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Peekablue<\/strong>: \/peek-a-blue<\/em>\/ Apache, Laura’s dog, would whine and play peekablue with her because she didn’t pay attention to him all day. Etymology:<\/em> peekaboo + blue (dejected, depressed, despondent, disconsolate, down-hearted, downcast, glum, melancholy) Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Pouttle<\/strong>: \/-\u00cb\u02c6pa\u00ca\u0160dl\u00cc\u00a3-<\/em>\/ The default expression of my dog is a pouttle, so I can forgive him, but humans who do it make me want to smack them. Etymology:<\/em> sounds like “pout” but more cutesy Created by:<\/em> ErWenn.<\/p>\n

Loneleer<\/strong>: \/lone-leer<\/em>\/ It was the second time this month that Sue called in sick to work because her goldfish, Fluffy, gave her that loneleer when she was headed out the door. Etymology:<\/em> lone, leer Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=goldfish<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-22: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram! ~ James<\/p>\n

remistram<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-22: 10:34:00<\/em>
\nCame up with this one thanks to my sucky-baby cat.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-22: 11:32:00<\/em>
\nYour pet inspiration! ~ James<\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-22: 19:09:00<\/em>
\nPetspiration? Nah, sounds a little too much like dog sweat.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-23: 03:03:00<\/em>
\nPet sweat? That smells like a good idea for a definition. I will put it on the list. Thanks ErWenn! ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., A sulky look characterized by prolonged eye contact, which pets give their owners and\/or spouses when they feel neglected. v. tr., To stare at someone with a sad-eyed look in an effort to make them feel guilty. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Critiseyes: \/cri-ti-size\/ Each day when she left for … Continue reading I can’t believe you left me here all day. Alone!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,22,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}