{"id":199,"date":"2007-10-23T15:59:21","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T19:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=199"},"modified":"2007-10-30T16:09:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T20:09:03","slug":"oh-no-i-hate-it-when-my-husband-tries-to-dress-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n.<\/em>, A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner.<\/p>\n

\"Oh<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Boobycap<\/strong>: \/boo-bee-kap<\/em>\/ The bastard boobycapped the thousand island. Etymology:<\/em> from boobytrap; past tense: boobycapped; person who boobycaps; boobycapper Created by:<\/em> codyjohnle.<\/p>\n

Comments on Boobycap:<\/strong><\/p>\n

crmow<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 10:53:00<\/em>
\nBrilliant!! – short, sweet and to the point.<\/p>\n

maggiejohnle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 11:29:00<\/em>
\ngood job, honey. I couldn’t beat that, but i tried<\/p>\n

ErWenn<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 17:22:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fauxclosure<\/strong>: \/\\\u00cb\u02c6f\u00c5\u008d\\\u00cb\u02c6kl\u00c5\u008d-zh\u00c9\u2122r\\<\/em>\/ Phil hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t realized he was a victim of Fauxclosure until it was too late and his shirt was ruined. Etymology:<\/em> Faux: French, false. Closure : an act of closing : the condition of being closed Created by:<\/em> phild3791.<\/p>\n

Comments on Fauxclosure:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lolagrrl<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 10:11:00<\/em>
\nBWAHAHAHA! I Love this!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Shakenfake<\/strong>: \/shake-en-fake<\/em>\/ That Bob, such a wisecapper! He would shake-n-fake every bottle in the house, right after replacing the sugar with salt. Etymology:<\/em> Shake ‘n’ Bake, fake Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

Comments on Shakenfake:<\/strong><\/p>\n

pungineer<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 08:02:00<\/em>
\nNice word, who do those wisecappers think they are anyway!!!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 11:54:00<\/em>
\nThey’re all screwed loose.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 12:11:00<\/em>
\ngreat word<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Vinairegret<\/strong>: \/vina-regret<\/em>\/ A favourite cafeteria joke is vinairegret which involves replacing the lids on salad dressing with larger ones – especially appreciated by dry cleaners. Etymology:<\/em> vinaigrette + regret Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Vinairegret:<\/strong><\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 08:23:00<\/em>
\nGar!lick at that! Beaten to it on the vinegar-based dressing theme.<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 11:51:00<\/em>
\nSpicey!<\/p>\n

Stevenson0<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-10-23: 12:32:00<\/em>
\nVinnie regrets doing this to me because I’ve capunked him with vengence threefold.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lid<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-23: 02:57:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram! ~ James<\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-23: 08:19:00<\/em>
\nDefinitely Krafty behaviour!<\/p>\n

remistram<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-23: 09:52:00<\/em>
\nI had to marry the loose lidder…I’m a shake first, tight lidder thus the birth of this definition.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-10-23: 10:19:00<\/em>
\nTime to throttle the bottler? ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. tr., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Boobycap: \/boo-bee-kap\/ The bastard … Continue reading Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}