{"id":207,"date":"2007-11-01T23:59:15","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T03:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=207"},"modified":"2007-11-01T23:59:15","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T03:59:15","slug":"why-do-you-keep-making-those-stupid-faces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"Why do you keep making those stupid faces?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em>, To silently signal the position of a piece of food on a person’s face using hand gestures, facial expressions and tonguing motions. n.<\/em>, A nonverbal communication system used to alert and assist diners with food on their faces.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Morselcode<\/strong>: \/mor-sul-cohd<\/em>\/ i was saved from embarrasment by a nice piece of morselcode from my sister Etymology:<\/em> morsel, morse code Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

Comments on Morselcode:<\/strong><\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 04:43:00<\/em>
\nPerfect!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 07:58:00<\/em>
\nHope you repaid your sister with a diamante brooch or similar siBling!<\/p>\n

heartnsoul<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 08:25:00<\/em>
\nSOS – stop our slob?<\/p>\n

Domhain<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 09:25:00<\/em>
\nBrilliant!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 10:50:00<\/em>
\nah – Inspector Morselcode no doubt<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 20:48:00<\/em>
\nSimply the best!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dribblelert<\/strong>: \/drib-ble-lert<\/em>\/ Claire sent a well executed dribblelert to Tony about the sauce on his face. Etymology:<\/em> dribble& lert (alert) Created by:<\/em> thebaron.<\/p>\n

Semafood<\/strong>: \/SEHM-a-food<\/em>\/ Martin sat at the table across from his blind date Harriet trying to decide if her facial tics were the result of allergic reaction or just semafood. Etymology:<\/em> sema(fore) + food Created by:<\/em> MrDave2176.<\/p>\n

Comments on Semafood:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 08:46:00<\/em>
\nexcellent!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Foodianslip<\/strong>: \/food-ee-an-slip<\/em>\/ Janice sent her friend the silent facial foodianslip message across the table to warn her friend of excess crumbs on her face. Etymology:<\/em> food + Freudian Slip Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Foodianslip:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-01: 10:47:00<\/em>
\nwonderful<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=cake<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-01: 02:30:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram! ~ James’<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-01: 02:49:00<\/em>
\nDon’t forget to add your thoughts to the Verbotomy Birthday Blog. Go to https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=205<\/a>. ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. intr., To silently signal the position of a piece of food on a person’s face using hand gestures, facial expressions and tonguing motions. n., A nonverbal communication system used to alert and assist diners with food on their faces. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Morselcode: \/mor-sul-cohd\/ i was saved from … Continue reading Why do you keep making those stupid faces?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}