{"id":21,"date":"2007-03-22T16:10:11","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T20:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:23:58","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:23:58","slug":"i-do-not-need-or-use-deodorant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"I do not need or use deodorant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/lists\/images\/jimage\/lie.png\" alt=\"I do not need or use deodorant.\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Balonimony<\/strong>:  \/<em>ba-LO-na-mo-nee<\/em>\/ When he was running for office, he gave an oathspiel about how he cared about the environment; when he was elected, I realized it was just his bullief and nothing more than balonimony. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  baloney (a lie), testimony <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Defactualize<\/strong>:  \/<em>dis-fak-choo-lize<\/em>\/ The Prime Minister was able to defactualize about the situation by thinking about what he will do in the future, not what he did to cause the problem. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  de facto + fact + conceptualize <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Internalies<\/strong>:  \/<em>inturn-a-lize<\/em>\/ The politician lost all sense of fact and fiction because he had told so many internalies <em>Etymology:<\/em>  internalize + lies <em>Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong>Doubledupe<\/strong>:  \/<em>dubbl-doop<\/em>\/ His argument that subways were inhabited by zombies was so convincing that it became a doubledupe and he always had to take the bus <em>Etymology:<\/em>  double + dupe and dupe + double <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lie\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=lie<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Be Creative,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">James<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Balonimony: \/ba-LO-na-mo-nee\/ When he was running for office, he gave an oathspiel about how he cared about the environment; when he was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=21\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I do not need or use deodorant<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}