{"id":212,"date":"2007-11-07T23:59:36","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=212"},"modified":"2007-11-07T23:59:36","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T03:59:36","slug":"how-many-trees-did-you-kill-to-print-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"How many trees did you kill to print that?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n.<\/em>, A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives.<\/p>\n

\"How<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hoardcopy<\/strong>: \/hord – cop – ee<\/em>\/ “Emily keeps tying up our printer, making hoardcopies of all her emails.” Etymology:<\/em> hoard + hardcopy Created by:<\/em> madprime.<\/p>\n

Comments on Hoardcopy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 13:27:00<\/em>
\nGreat word!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 16:33:00<\/em>
\nFantastic and very South African!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Documentia<\/strong>: \/dok-yuh-MEN-sha<\/em>\/ As memomagma poured from Roxie’s printer, fellow worker worried that her documentia would become dendricidal. Etymology:<\/em> Blend of document & dementia. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Documentia:<\/strong><\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 09:14:00<\/em>
\nSo clever!! Almost…. too clever…<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 09:40:00<\/em>
\nI think most lawyers suffer from this disease.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Printcess<\/strong>: \/print-zess<\/em>\/ Sally was a printcess obsessed with printing out everything written to her in hopes of finding secret messages from her Prints Charming. Etymology:<\/em> print + princess + obsess Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Printcess:<\/strong><\/p>\n

remistram<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 09:10:00<\/em>
\nvery funny – got my vote!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 16:36:00<\/em>
\nGood word; hilarious sentence!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Printaphile<\/strong>: \/print-ah-file<\/em>\/ when he finished printing out every file he had that was related to ‘paper wastage in modern society’, he realised he was a hopeless printaphile Etymology:<\/em> print a file, the suffix ‘phile’ Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

Comments on Printaphile:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 09:41:00<\/em>
\nexcellent word – very usable<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-07: 16:35:00<\/em>
\nExcellent and apt!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=print<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-07: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram! ~ James’<\/p>\n

remistram<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-07: 09:09:00<\/em>
\nI worked with someone like this!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. tr., To compulsively print out paper copies of all electronic files. n., A printing fetish common among paper pushers who suffer from a paranoid fear that their digital files are disintegrating on their hard drives. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hoardcopy: \/hord – cop – ee\/ “Emily keeps tying up … Continue reading How many trees did you kill to print that?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}