{"id":215,"date":"2007-11-12T23:59:25","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T03:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2007-11-14T00:57:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-14T04:57:43","slug":"oh-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Oh no!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>n.<\/em>, That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there&#8217;s nothing left but grease stains. <em>v. intr.<\/em>, To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/pizza.gif\" alt=\"Oh no!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oilofoyvey<\/strong>:  \/<em>oyl-of-oy-vey<\/em>\/ He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick of grease in the empty pizza box. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  oil + oy vey (an exclamation of dismay or exasperation)+ oil of olay <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Oilofoyvey:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=libertybelle\">libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 13:53:00<\/em><br \/>\nTook me a minute -followed by a big goofy laugh on my part!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 15:55:00<\/em><br \/>\nTook me a little longer:100\/100 for inventiveness!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Pizzaster<\/strong>:  \/<em>p\u00c4\u201ct-zas-t\u00c9\u2122r<\/em>\/ Hungry, Jason waded through the room full of people to the pizza box, however when he opened them, they were empty. What a pizzaster! <em>Etymology:<\/em> Pizza: a dish made typically of flattened bread dough spread with a savory mixture usually including tomatoes and cheese and often other toppings and baked. Disaster: a sudden or great misfortune or failure <em>Created by:<\/em> MithrilShadow.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Pizzaster:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 15:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nGood word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Pizzadoh<\/strong>:  \/<em>peet-suh-doh<\/em>\/ An intense feeling of pizzadoh swept over Tom when he discovered the empty box left on the table by his roommate, Mike. But the feeling was not to last long, Pappa John&#8217;s was on his speed dial. <em>Etymology:<\/em> Pizza: A baked pie of Italian origin consisting of a shallow breadlike crust covered with toppings such as seasoned tomato sauce, cheese, sausage, or olives. + Doh: A term uttered by Homer Simpson when something goes wrong. <em>Created by:<\/em> xirtam.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Pizzadoh:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Tigger\">Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 02:04:00<\/em><br \/>\nNow that gave me a good laugh!  Very clever.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 15:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nMee too!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Pizzapiening<\/strong>:  \/<em>pee-tsuh-PYE-nihng<\/em>\/ Alex&#8217;s pizzapiening echoed his sorrow over the date who had walked out on him after having eaten the last piece of pizza eight days ago. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  pizza pie + pining <em>Created by:<\/em> mplsbohemian.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Pizzapiening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=mplsbohemian\">mplsbohemian<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-12: 12:41:00<\/em><br \/>\nEdited to make it clearer and less regional.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pizza\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=pizza<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=petaj\">petaj<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-13: 02:15:00<\/em><br \/>\nOn the menu today:  Digiornomore Hawhine Sicilyearn Pepperawwni<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=wordmeister\">wordmeister<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-13: 09:47:00<\/em><br \/>\nSounds like a pizza box full of dashed dreams&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there&#8217;s nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Oilofoyvey: \/oyl-of-oy-vey\/ He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=215\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh no!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}