{"id":219,"date":"2007-11-16T23:59:47","date_gmt":"2007-11-17T03:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=219"},"modified":"2007-11-21T00:59:56","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T04:59:56","slug":"if-we-buy-100-well-save-over-7000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"If we buy 100 we&#8217;ll save over $7000!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. tr.<\/em>, To believe you&#8217;re saving money by buying things which are on sale even if you don&#8217;t really want or need them. <em>n.<\/em>, A person who believes they are saving their money whenever they buy something on sale.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/saving.gif\" alt=\"If we buy 100 we'll save over $7000!\" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dealusional<\/strong>:  \/<em>dee-loo-shun-al<\/em>\/ Bart was completely dealusional and continued to stockpile worthless &#8216;bargains&#8217;. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  deal + delusion <em>Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Dealusional:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 18:55:00<\/em><br \/>\nNice!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 21:41:00<\/em><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the real deal, Stevo!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Buckschmuck<\/strong>:  \/<em>buck-shmuck<\/em>\/ Bob is such a buckschmuck &#8211; he thinks paying more for a supersized meal is such a bargain, when all it does is empty his wallet AND make him a lard ass. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Buck: slang for dollar + Schmuck: an idiot or fool <em>Created by:<\/em> kabloozie.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Buckschmuck:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 21:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nAs Frank Moore Colby said: &#8220;The more food there is in the worls, the more fools will  be feed.&#8221; Like your word heaps!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Gullibuyer<\/strong>:  \/<em>gull-ih-bye-er <\/em>\/ She&#8217;s such a gullibuyer, she bought a timeshare where the next Hawaiian island will be. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  gullible + buyer <em>Created by:<\/em> yellowbird.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Gullibuyer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 12:42:00<\/em><br \/>\ngood one yellowbird<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 21:39:00<\/em><br \/>\nSome are bargain hunters, while others buy the things they need!  Good word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Fubargain<\/strong>:  \/<em>foo-BAHR-guhn<\/em>\/ Even though Bob explained to Roxie the term, &#8220;Let the buyer beware&#8221;, she continued to fubargain with imeldacity, believing you couldn&#8217;t have too many pairs of shoes. And, despite, bargainasty upon bargainasty piling up at home, her shopping philosophy remained the same. &#8220;The more you buy, the greater the saving. And hadn&#8217;t Bob told her that she was protected, in law, by &#8220;craveat emptor.&#8221; <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Fubargain (vb &amp; n):Fubar(failed to understand beyond all reason &#8211; in this context) &amp; bargain. Cognates: Fubargainista <em>Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Fubargain:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-16: 12:49:00<\/em><br \/>\ngreat sentence as usual<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Tigger\">Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-18: 21:56:00<\/em><br \/>\nNice word! And a very &#8216;careful&#8217; etymology, OzzieBob. I found this factoid on wikipedia &#8211; &#8220;FUBAR may have been influenced by the German word furchtbar, meaning terrible.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=saving\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=saving<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-16: 00:07:00<\/em><br \/>\nToday&#8217;s definition was suggested by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=joelb\"><strong>joelb<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you joelb! ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. tr., To believe you&#8217;re saving money by buying things which are on sale even if you don&#8217;t really want or need them. n., A person who believes they are saving their money whenever they buy something on sale. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Dealusional: \/dee-loo-shun-al\/ Bart was completely dealusional and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=219\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If we buy 100 we&#8217;ll save over $7000!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,16,22,4,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}