{"id":225,"date":"2007-11-26T23:13:57","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T03:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=225"},"modified":"2007-11-26T23:13:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T03:13:57","slug":"im-dancing-on-the-bosss-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m dancing on the boss&#8217;s desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>DEFINITION:<\/strong> <em>v. intr.<\/em>, To facilitate camaraderie among your colleagues by making fun at your boss&#8217;s expense, only to discover that you-know-who is standing right behind you. <em>n.<\/em>, A professional faux pas made with the best intentions.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/jimage400\/dance.gif\" alt=\"I'm dancing on the boss's desk  \" height=\"400\" width=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> <em>(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pinkslipup<\/strong>:  \/<em>Pink + slip + up<\/em>\/ By insulting the boss without knowing he was right behind her, Beatrice committed a disastrous pinkslipup. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  Pinkslip = to be fired.    Slip up = faux pas <em>Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Pinkslipup:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 11:43:00<\/em><br \/>\nuh oh<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=petaj\">petaj<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 21:59:00<\/em><br \/>\nperfect<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=badsnudge\">badsnudge<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-24: 09:54:00<\/em><br \/>\nvery nice \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-24: 22:14:00<\/em><br \/>\nThankyuh&#8230;.thankyuh verruh mutch&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-25: 23:05:00<\/em><br \/>\nSuperb!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=c1mcgraw\">c1mcgraw<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-26: 21:11:00<\/em><br \/>\nNice<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Steambuilding<\/strong>:  \/<em>steam-building<\/em>\/ Delia indulged in steambuilding one time too many. The boss finally erupted, snorting coffee out of his nose then bundling her down to the HR department. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  steam (coming out of the bosses ears) + team building <em>Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Steambuilding:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 14:50:00<\/em><br \/>\nfunny<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=franke\">franke<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 22:18:00<\/em><br \/>\nexcellent<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-25: 23:06:00<\/em><br \/>\nClever:good word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Bloopervise<\/strong>:  \/<em>blu-pur-vise<\/em>\/ It is not a good idea to bloopervise if your boss&#8217;s last name is Trump. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  blooper, supervise, improvise <em>Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Bloopervise:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 08:21:00<\/em><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s it!  A blooper aimed at the supervisor&#8230;uh&#8230;or the  Bloopervisor?<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=purpleartichokes\">purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 09:00:00<\/em><br \/>\nIn my case, a snoopervisor&#8230; always asking me personal questions.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Tigger\">Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-25: 18:54:00<\/em><br \/>\nClassic word &#8212; love it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Hijinxed<\/strong>:  \/<em>hi-jinxed <\/em>\/ I&#8217;ve been hijinxed more than once trying to bolster dispirited colleagues. <em>Etymology:<\/em>  hijinks + jinxed <em>Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Comments on Hijinxed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-23: 07:29:00<\/em><br \/>\nOutstanding!!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=OZZIEBOB\">OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, <em>2007-11-25: 23:05:00<\/em><br \/>\nExcellent!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dance\">https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=dance<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be Creative,<\/p>\n<p>James<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/\/\">www.verbotomy.com<\/a><br \/>\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 01:24:00<\/em><br \/>\nToday&#8217;s definition was suggested by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\"><strong>Mustang<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you Mustang! ~ James<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 02:38:00<\/em><br \/>\nWhat a pleasant surprise to find one of my submissions on display!   It&#8217;s inspiring.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 07:53:00<\/em><br \/>\nCongratulations Mustang! I am sure your Boss is also quite thrilled. ~ James<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Mustang\">Mustang<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 08:17:00<\/em><br \/>\nWhen I retired 20+ yrs ago I WAS the boss.   \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 11:18:00<\/em><br \/>\nWell, you&#8217;re the still big boss here! ~ James<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Jabberwocky\">Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 12:12:00<\/em><br \/>\nnice save James &#8211; I think you just got caught making fun of the boss<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verbotomist.php?user=Verbotomy\">Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; <em>2007-11-23: 14:07:00<\/em><br \/>\nAre you trying to fundermine my steambuilding efforts? ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEFINITION: v. intr., To facilitate camaraderie among your colleagues by making fun at your boss&#8217;s expense, only to discover that you-know-who is standing right behind you. n., A professional faux pas made with the best intentions. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Pinkslipup: \/Pink + slip + up\/ By insulting the boss without &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=225\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m dancing on the boss&#8217;s desk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[90,92,93,89],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}