{"id":226,"date":"2007-11-27T01:22:15","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T05:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=226"},"modified":"2007-11-29T01:23:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T05:23:57","slug":"why-do-you-iron-our-sheets-every-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"Why do you iron our sheets every night?"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, The deep red lines and\/or furrows, which appear on a person’s face after they have slept on wrinkled or creased bed sheets. v. intr.<\/em>, To wake up and discover that your face matches your wrinkled bed sheets.<\/p>\n

\"Why<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Rumpledsheetskin<\/strong>: \/rumpled-sheet-skin<\/em>\/ Rumpledsheetskin is a malady that affects nearly everyone I know. Etymology:<\/em> rumpled + sheet + skin + Rumplestiltskin Created by:<\/em> porsche.<\/p>\n

Comments on Rumpledsheetskin:<\/strong><\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 18:23:00<\/em>
\nGreat word porsche! Perfectly describes it.<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 20:43:00<\/em>
\nDoes indeed. Great word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sheetfaced<\/strong>: \/sheet-fayst<\/em>\/ after a heavy night of celebrating it was no surprise when i woke up sheetfaced Etymology:<\/em> sheet, face, shitfaced Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/p>\n

Comments on Sheetfaced:<\/strong><\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 04:43:00<\/em>
\nHA! Love it!<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 06:34:00<\/em>
\nBut of course!! Good word.<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 13:19:00<\/em>
\nexcellent word<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 20:47:00<\/em>
\nBring to mind an old expression – to go to bed, ” To go down sheet alley into Bedfordshire.” Fine word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ripvanwrinkle<\/strong>: \/rip-van-WRING-kuhl<\/em>\/ After having forty winks which seemed like forty years to her, Roxie was horrified on waking to find her face ripvanwrinkled in a deep red phizgrid. Etymology:<\/em> Ripvanwrinkle: blend of wrinkle & Rip Van Winkle, an Irving Washington character who slept for 20 years. Phizgrid: Conflation of phiz: slang for face from physiognomy & grid: a network of crossing horizontal and vertical lines. Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Ripvanwrinkle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 13:18:00<\/em>
\ngreat minds and all that – that was the first word that sprang to my mind – so many good words today<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Slumburrows<\/strong>: \/slum-ber-rohs<\/em>\/ Wendy tried to make it look like she’d been up-and-at-’em for hours, but the bedvidence of her recently sleeping was clearly written in the slumburrows of her face. Etymology:<\/em> slumber, burrows Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

Comments on Slumburrows:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 07:02:00<\/em>
\nExcellent verboticism!!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-26: 20:50:00<\/em>
\nNice word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=wrinkles<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-26: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by remistram<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you remistram! ~ James<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-26: 13:35:00<\/em>
\nBy the way, Stevenson0’s crazy shopping word, “Dealusional”, was published in Toronto Star as one of Top the Invented Words of the Week. See: https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=223.<\/a> Congratulations to Stevenson0 ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., The deep red lines and\/or furrows, which appear on a person’s face after they have slept on wrinkled or creased bed sheets. v. intr., To wake up and discover that your face matches your wrinkled bed sheets. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Rumpledsheetskin: \/rumpled-sheet-skin\/ Rumpledsheetskin is a malady that affects … Continue reading Why do you iron our sheets every night?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}