{"id":227,"date":"2007-11-28T23:23:59","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T03:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=227"},"modified":"2007-11-28T23:23:59","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T03:23:59","slug":"omigod-one-just-bit-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"Omigod! One just bit me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v. tr.<\/em>, To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.<\/p>\n

\"Omigod!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Spudnik<\/strong>: \/spud-nik<\/em>\/ I had to give up eating potato chips because of the spudniks – either that or get a whole new red wardrobe. Etymology:<\/em> sputnik + spud + nick Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Spudnik:<\/strong><\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 06:39:00<\/em>
\nHehe!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 06:44:00<\/em>
\nhehehe!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 23:56:00<\/em>
\nTremendous word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Piercemeal<\/strong>: \/PEERS-meel<\/em>\/ Bob’s craving for kranskies in crusty rolls proved to be his ‘pierce de resistance’. And, although, friends have told him that he’s a bit prickadilly, he continues to piercemeal on this painful, panary prictual. Etymology:<\/em> Piercemeal: based on “piecemeal” & pierce. 2. Prickadilly: silly (slang) 3. Prictual (victual & prick). Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Piercemeal:<\/strong><\/p>\n

petaj<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 07:04:00<\/em>
\npiercedprandial perforations punish painfully<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Chipnick<\/strong>: \/chip-nick<\/em>\/ She received a nasty chipnick after rapidly consuming those salt and vinegar chips. Etymology:<\/em> chip(potato chip) & nick (injure\/jab) Created by:<\/em> thebaron.<\/p>\n

Comments on Chipnick:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 23:57:00<\/em>
\nIlike it!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Impalate<\/strong>: \/im-PAL-et<\/em>\/ Morty ate his way through a pallet of corn chips without any problem, but the brittle toffee he followed up with splintered dangerously, causing life threatening impalates. Etymology:<\/em> impale + palate Created by:<\/em> petaj.<\/p>\n

Comments on Impalate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-11-27: 23:57:00<\/em>
\nNice word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=bite<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-11-27: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by xirtam<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you xirtam! ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v. tr., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Spudnik: \/spud-nik\/ I had to give up eating potato chips because … Continue reading Omigod! One just bit me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}