{"id":234,"date":"2007-12-10T03:00:31","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T07:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=234"},"modified":"2007-12-10T03:00:31","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T07:00:31","slug":"aaaaah-my-finger-slipped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"Aaaaah!!! My finger slipped."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> n.<\/em>, A feeling of regret and helplessness, which occurs once you realize that you have just sent out an erroneous email (i.e. one full of stupid mistakes). v. intr.<\/em>, To send out an email and wish you hadn’t.<\/p>\n

\"Aaaaah!!!<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail<\/strong>: \/long e, repeated for a while, then mail<\/em>\/ As I hit the delete button repeatedly and hoped I did not send it, I screamed, “I am such an idiot, why do I Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail!!!” Etymology:<\/em> Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a sound that means “oh no!”+ mail Created by:<\/em> biffbig1.<\/p>\n

Comments on Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail:<\/strong><\/p>\n

bzav1<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 00:35:00<\/em>
\nyou wordsmith!<\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 07:50:00<\/em>
\nsimple but effective!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 16:05:00<\/em>
\nI like it!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 18:06:00<\/em>
\nNice!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Suicybe<\/strong>: \/suu ee sybe<\/em>\/ he committed career suicybe not by the content of his diatribe, but by the dreaded “reply to all” button. Etymology:<\/em> suicide cybe as in cyber Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Suicybe:<\/strong><\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 14:30:00<\/em>
\ni like this one!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 16:16:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 18:04:00<\/em>
\nGood one Galway!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Horrespondence<\/strong>: \/hawr-uh-SPON-duhns<\/em>\/ Horrespondence struck Bob like a lightning bolt a nano-second after he realized that his opinion of his boss, ” I couldn’t warm to him even if we were cremated together,” meant only for Roxie’s eyes to see, had -inadvertently – been emailed by him to his boss! Etymology:<\/em> Blend of HORROR: used as an expression of dismay, embarrasment, fear, panic & disappointment, & DESPONDENCE: labouring under mental depression & CORRESPONDENCE Created by:<\/em> OZZIEBOB.<\/p>\n

Comments on Horrespondence:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 07:51:00<\/em>
\non a roll!<\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 16:54:00<\/em>
\nBullseye! “Bob’s” simile is hilarious too.<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-05: 18:10:00<\/em>
\nNice one Ozzie!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Emorsemail<\/strong>: \/e + mors + mail<\/em>\/ Instantly regretting having clicked on the send button Marshal was overcome with emorsemail. Etymology:<\/em> Remorse + email Created by:<\/em> Mustang.<\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=sent<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 00:01:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by Daniel999<\/strong><\/a>. Thank you Daniel999~ James<\/p>\n

Korinne<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 01:00:00<\/em>
\nI like your word…<\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 01:27:00<\/em>
\nGood definition and one most folks can identify with.<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 01:59:00<\/em>
\nYes! Great idea Daniel999 ~ James<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 14:27:00<\/em>
\nBlundermail is direct and to the point … so easily understood … it doesn’t require defining. Good job!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 14:30:00<\/em>
\nLove calamiteemil! I’m from the wild west in Montana … so love the pun on Calamity Jane! I even like the way it rolls and clicks across the tongue!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 14:32:00<\/em>
\nAll of them made me smile … good job everyone. I wish I could vote for them all!<\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-05: 23:26:00<\/em>
\nThanks for the great feedback silveryaspen. Makes me feel good enough to forget about all my ohnotes and blundermails! ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: n., A feeling of regret and helplessness, which occurs once you realize that you have just sent out an erroneous email (i.e. one full of stupid mistakes). v. intr., To send out an email and wish you hadn’t. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail: \/long e, repeated for a while, then … Continue reading Aaaaah!!! My finger slipped.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}