{"id":238,"date":"2007-12-14T11:12:13","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T15:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=238"},"modified":"2007-12-14T11:12:13","modified_gmt":"2007-12-14T15:12:13","slug":"i-just-bought-her-new-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"I just bought her new shoes."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. tr.<\/em>, To indulge your pet to the point that it has a better wardrobe, more fashion accessories, and even spends more money on its hair than you do. n.<\/em>, A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.<\/p>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hautedogger<\/strong>: \/ote-dawg-ger<\/em>\/ Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She’s such a hautedogger, she won’t buy anything at Petco – she only goes to a designer pet store – nothing’s too good for that spoiled hautedog. Etymology:<\/em> haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off. Created by:<\/em> kabloozie.<\/p>\n

Comments on Hautedogger:<\/strong><\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00<\/em>
\nsuper word!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00<\/em>
\nvery funny<\/p>\n

purpleartichokes<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00<\/em>
\nLove it!<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00<\/em>
\npardon your french … it’s a terrific word!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pampoodle<\/strong>: \/pam poo dill<\/em>\/ They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages. Etymology:<\/em> pamper poodle Created by:<\/em> galwaywegian.<\/p>\n

Comments on Pampoodle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tigger<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00<\/em>
\nBrilliant!<\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00<\/em>
\nfunny – I bet by next year it’s a registered breed<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Petcessorize<\/strong>: \/pet-sess-or-ize<\/em>\/ Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper. Etymology:<\/em> pet, accessorize Created by:<\/em> purpleartichokes.<\/p>\n

Comments on Petcessorize:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00<\/em>
\nExcellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Heirdale<\/strong>: \/air-dale<\/em>\/ An heirdale along with the much sought after wallettease are special breeds who are expected to inherit their owners estates. They can get whatever they want with a click of their heels. Etymology:<\/em> airedale + heir Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Heirdale:<\/strong><\/p>\n

galwaywegian<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-11: 10:06:00<\/em>
\nGets my vote JW!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=shaggy<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-11: 03:06:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by kabloozie <\/strong><\/a> Thank you kabloozie ~ James<\/p>\n

silveryaspen<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-13: 15:51:00<\/em>
\nYour webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word ‘lebitch’ be ‘R’ rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. tr., To indulge your pet to the point that it has a better wardrobe, more fashion accessories, and even spends more money on its hair than you do. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Hautedogger: \/ote-dawg-ger\/ Cindy just … Continue reading I just bought her new shoes.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[90,92,93,32,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}