{"id":24,"date":"2007-03-28T16:12:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T20:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2007-03-31T16:21:22","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T20:21:22","slug":"thank-goodness-you-walked-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Thank goodness you walked in!"},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"Thank<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

Knivesinwhitesatin<\/strong>: \/nyves-in-wyte-satin<\/em>\/ The discovery of the tryst sent her into a state of knivesinwhitesatin hopefully “never reaching the end” Etymology:<\/em> knives (the kind that in literature come flying out of ones eyes) + Knights in White Satin (Moody Blues) Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/font><\/p>\n

Betraythed<\/strong>: \/bee-tray-thed<\/em>\/ she went from betrothed to betraythed in record time Etymology:<\/em> betrayed, betrothed Created by:<\/em> rikboyee.<\/font><\/p>\n

Marrage<\/strong>: \/mer-rage<\/em>\/ On finding her new husband and the maid of honour, she went into a state of marrage throwing and breaking everything she could get her hands on. Etymology:<\/em> marriage + rage Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/font><\/p>\n

Apesheet<\/strong>: \/APE-sheet<\/em>\/ When Sheila walked in and discovered her new groom and her maid of honor entangled in the satin sheets given as a wedding present by her grandmother, she went absolutely apesheet! Etymology:<\/em> wasn’t this scene from “The Godfather”? Created by:<\/em> Alchemist.<\/font><\/p>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
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DEFINITION: The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Knivesinwhitesatin: \/nyves-in-wyte-satin\/ The discovery of the tryst sent her into a state of knivesinwhitesatin hopefully “never … Continue reading Thank goodness you walked in!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}