{"id":243,"date":"2007-12-21T13:42:26","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T17:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=243"},"modified":"2007-12-21T13:42:26","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T17:42:26","slug":"apparently-santa-has-been-into-the-festive-spirits-all-day-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Apparently, Santa has been into the festive spirits all day long."},"content":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION:<\/strong> v. intr.<\/em>, To prepare for holiday events where you must chat with irritating co-workers or nagging relatives, by consuming just enough alcohol to make you feel “relaxed”. n.<\/em>, A person who arrives at a party pre-inebriated.<\/p>\n

\"Apparently,<\/p>\n

VERBOTICISMS:<\/strong> (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)<\/em><\/p>\n

Merrynaded<\/strong>: \/mehr-ree-nayd-ed<\/em>\/ (True story): My wife and I and a friend attended a champagne tasting, then went home and sampled some single malt scotch and then proceeded to the Christmas party already merrynaded. Etymology:<\/em> Merry + (Mari)naded Created by:<\/em> MrDave2176.<\/p>\n

Comments on Merrynaded:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jabberwocky<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 14:12:00<\/em>
\nfunny<\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 14:50:00<\/em>
\nPositively brilliant word!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 16:03:00<\/em>
\nSounds like you were on a merry-go-round. Great word, DAVE !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Prebriate<\/strong>: \/pre-bree-ate <\/em>\/ I prebriate for all staff functions when I know the toxic managers are going to show up. Three, or four rye and ginger ales are sufficient for my prebriation to function with these morons. Etymology:<\/em> pre + prior + inebriate Created by:<\/em> Stevenson0.<\/p>\n

Comments on Prebriate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 16:13:00<\/em>
\nRyebuck!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Pretoxicate<\/strong>: \/pre-tox-uh-cate<\/em>\/ The only way Marsha could get through Christmas with her family was to completely pretoxicate herself into a totally medicated state. Etymology:<\/em> pre=before intoxicate=to make drunk Created by:<\/em> Redrover.<\/p>\n

Comments on Pretoxicate:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mustang<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 19:00:00<\/em>
\nExcellent!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Putrumintumtum<\/strong>: \/poot-rum-in-tum-tum<\/em>\/ When he received his invitation to the Christmas lunch he took the little drummer boy’s advice and putrumintumtum. Etymology:<\/em> put + rum + tum (as in tummy) + pa rum pum pum pum Created by:<\/em> Jabberwocky.<\/p>\n

Comments on Putrumintumtum:<\/strong><\/p>\n

libertybelle<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 10:36:00<\/em>
\nHysterical!!!<\/p>\n

OZZIEBOB<\/a><\/strong>, 2007-12-18: 16:17:00<\/em>
\nI need to ruminate on this one! Very clever and offbeat!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
\nhttps:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/verboticisms.php?jid=festive<\/a><\/p>\n

Be Creative,<\/p>\n

James<\/p>\n

www.verbotomy.com<\/a>
\nthe create-a-word game<\/p>\n

Definition Comments:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Verbotomy<\/a><\/strong> – 2007-12-18: 03:37:00<\/em>
\nToday’s definition was suggested by yellowbird<\/strong><\/a> Thank you yellowbird ~ James<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

DEFINITION: v. intr., To prepare for holiday events where you must chat with irritating co-workers or nagging relatives, by consuming just enough alcohol to make you feel “relaxed”. n., A person who arrives at a party pre-inebriated. VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers) Merrynaded: \/mehr-ree-nayd-ed\/ (True story): My wife and I and a … Continue reading Apparently, Santa has been into the festive spirits all day long.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[30,90,92,93,37,89,91,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.verbotomy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}